Hurt at work?
Want to be?
We'll make it look like an accident
Getting out of bed: the silent killer
Sit at work? Stand at work? A little of each? Studies prove that if you are not lying on your back, you might as well be building pyramids. Even lying on your side is dangerous. Tell your boss you need a recumbent workplace, or else they can talk to your lawyers.
Day after day, getting out of bed for work literally shaves days off your life.
Whatever you do, we know it hurts.
Don't like wealth redistribution? Then you're messing with Francis Bacon:
"Money is like muck, not good unless it be spread"
"Same goes for peanut butter"